The Doggy Diaries... gone to the dogs!

Signs that You're a Montanan

This might explain my adorable hubby's sometimes "odd" proclivities.

You Might Be A Montanan If ...
Jeff Foxworthy

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Montana.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Cutbank is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Montana.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Montana.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Montana.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Montana.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Montana.

You know you're a true Montanan when ...

• You measure distance in hours.
• You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
• You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
• You see people wearing camouflage at social events, including weddings.
• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
• You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
• Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
• Down South to you means Wyoming or Nebraska.
• Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his hnew pole shed.
• Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
• You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
• You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Montana friends. Sad, but true! On the other hand, isn't it beautiful to be a Montanan?!?